A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new
electric train in the living room when she heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of gunz who want
off, get the helk off now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of gunz who
are getting on, get your donkey's on the train,
cause we're leaving the station." "Whoo whoooooo."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house young man. Now I want you to go to your
room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want you to use better language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one and we hope you will ride
with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat or in the over
head compartments and have your tickets available for the conductor
checking them once the train is underway. Remember, there is no smoking on
the train and we hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with
us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
really really upset about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the female dogz in the kitchen."
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